You know you're on holiday...

...when you're listenin to Popmaster

Only one I couldn't remember on the first round was the Go-Go's guitarist.

Got 30 on the second round

Nae Googlin neither

(Ripped the arse outta the Cilla Black 3-in-10 an'all )

Lucky basturt!

Nae hols for me until 28 August! , but them I'm off to Yoo Ess Ay for a couple of weeks, including being in Noo Yawk when the US Tennis Open is on.

I'll be the one wearing the Scotland rugby top, waving the saltire and with the matching facepaint when Andy Murray is playing. I'll be on my own, I'd imagine...... can't think why! :albino:

Lucky bugger Immo, wish I was a teacher

Mind you if I can get through this month I'm only working four days in the whole of August. I love parental leave

Immo wrote:

Got 30 on the second round

Nae Googlin neither

More timmy lies.

Enjoy your holidays Immo. god knows you and Vern truly deserve them.

I don't like it

I don't like it one bit

There's a vicious barb comin...


....I'm sure of it.

My reindeer senses are tinglin :rendeer:

mita wrote:Lucky basturt!

Nae hols for me until 28 August! , but them I'm off to Yoo Ess Ay for a couple of weeks, including being in Noo Yawk when the US Tennis Open is on.

I'll be the one wearing the Scotland rugby top, waving the saltire and with the matching facepaint when Andy Murray is playing. I'll be on my own, I'd imagine...... can't think why! :albino:

Prolly cos the rest of the family will be out demolishing what little reputation you still have with the good people at Visa. ;)

Haven't heard from ya in ages man - good to see you back on

Now....

Pimms or Campari with the ole pre-repast canapes? Hmmmm...

See? There's decisions still to make - it aint all apples bein off for 7 weeks ;)

I mean I gotta entertain myself for a start - that's a full-time job in itself.

Yesterday. Name 3 Smiths hits.


Get Vine back is what i say.

Hardly a day goes by when I don't thank god for the work done by the like of Immo and Vern. If a political party had the courage to recommend an across the board tax increase to improve their pay and holiday provision I am certain it would win a commanding parliamentary majority.

We're lucky that they have the time to spare to pass on their wit and knowledge here. Obviously it'd be great if Vern could visit more often, not least for his book recommendations. but as my mother often said "the good Lord can't give us everything, just be grateful for what we have".

Mo...

I do bleev you've found your style :o

Ole stoneface is back!


Just gimme the fukkin barb man

Git it out yer system - you'll feel better for it


Workin tomorrow?

I work every day, Immo. But I don't complain. Each of us has to play the card we're dealt with.

Who's that fat cunt in your avatar Mr Green?

Is it not the sensational mr Alex (GATHER ROUND CHILDREN, AND I,LL TELL YOU THE TALE OF THE GIANT STONE EATERS) Harvey??

Ahem, Sev, that's my avatar you're talking about, not Immo's.

DOH!

No one even notices you ya baldy cunt. Immo on the other hand.............................is fucking mental. Never boring though, much respect for that Mr Green.

Crown, I'm a bit concerned about the issues you clearly have.

Have you seen a doctor?

Surely abusing you isn't a cause for medical concern mo? It's addictive fair enough.


I'm in a bad mood, it's too wet for cycling so abusing you provides a small amount of solace.

You think you're abusing a stranger you've never met via the Internet, to replace your real-life frustration. This signals a dangerous blurring of the lines between fantasy and reality and may be linked to today's report that male sperm declines in quality after age 35 (accelerated by excessive cycling and masturbation).

You are in fact abusing yourself. For your own sake see a doctor. Tell them you Uncle Mo sent you. You won't regret it.

supermo wrote:You think you're abusing a stranger you've never met via the Internet

You've met one hoopy weirdo, you've met them all. Vermin to a man.


Weather's clearing up a bit, might shoot out for a ride and return in a better mood.

The only ride you'll get is off the barber's floor.

I think you need a prayer, Crown. I'll suggest to my hoopy weirdo chums that we light a candle for you at Mass.

If you feel a burning sensation, that'll be why ;)

you know you are on holiday when it aint fcuking raining

how depressing is this weather

bewlay wrote:you know you are on holiday when it aint fcuking raining

how depressing is this weather

I thought i had banned you ya cunt!

fuckin hun mafia again.
i dont know why i bother, really i dont.

btw, sorry bout that mo. im aw embarrassed noo

33 points on round one today.

(Obscure answer where Toots looks at me and sadly shakes her head (there's always one )... Yarborough & Peoples - Don't Stop The Music )

Round two was marred by an undignified rammy after Toots and I disagreed over who got the Cliff Richard/Phil Everly question right.

Lost track of my score - suspect high twenties

Kicked the arse out of the Paul Simon 3-in-a-row mind ;)


Off to put a big fuck-off telly on the wall, edging on the spare room's laminate floor and sealant on the bath.

Pip pip!

Immo wrote:33 points on round one today.

(Obscure answer where Toots looks at me and sadly shakes her head (there's always one )... Yarborough & Peoples - Don't Stop The Music )

Snap, was well pleased with that answer too immo. Didn't score 33 points, but only because the traffic noise was drowning out some of the questions while I was cycling. Well, that's my excuse.


Sad fact: Just sat down with some lunch to post and see if you got the Yarbo.... question. Pair of sad twats.

Is it not peebles?

deduct a point mofo!