Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:56 am

Sperms nervously chewed his pencil...

The sports desk of the Auchensneckie Advertiser was deserted apart from him.

How come he always managed to snag these nightmare assignments

Why had Kitty the tea-lady left that obscene message on his voice-mail.

What could the 'Spermo Go Home' grafitti scrawled on his lined, Junior Reporter notepad (75p from Stationery Box) mean?

He leaned back on his chair and put his feet on the desk - disturbing an enormous pile of suspiciously crusty, crumpled tissues.

"Y'know.. despite it's deserted nature..." mused Cub-Reporter Sperms, "...you could still cut the atmosphere at the news desk with a knife."

(His decision to plump for the boiled-egg biryani at lunchtime was already preying on his mind. )

If I could just decide on a headline and take the gamble.... I could piss off early. And catch all the glory tomorrow

But is it...

GHANA GONERS!!!

or

GAUN GHANA!!!


Hmmmmm




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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:13 am

Immo, it's GYAN GHANA !

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:17 am

Of course, "I reckon England can step up" (KK).

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:23 am


Terrible whiff of Brut offa that last post Gee

I've no idea what to make of your claim that you are a custard-filled doughnut.


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:36 am

Here, immo, I thought you were up the Woodside for the match. When in there, have you had the pleasure of my old mate Billy S. (he's a car salesman, owns the garage nearby)? What a bigot! But he is actually my pal!
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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:37 am

Immo wrote:
Terrible whiff of Brut offa that last post Gee

I've no idea what to make of your claim that you are a custard-filled doughnut.


Oh, I should have said "knock out, 'enry'!"


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:39 am

The ishould is probably a bit of technology crown owns.
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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:54 am

Gladstone wrote:Here, immo, I thought you were up the Woodside for the match. When in there, have you had the pleasure of my old mate Billy S. (he's a car salesman, owns the garage nearby)? What a bigot! But he is actually my pal!

That was the plan Gee - got blown out by big Ginge tho and couldn't be arsed goin on our own

I think I passed by the guy you're talkin about today.

Is it the one that used to be Blackadders garage?

Or is it the one nearer Comely Park?

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:27 am

Immo wrote:
Gladstone wrote:Here, immo, I thought you were up the Woodside for the match. When in there, have you had the pleasure of my old mate Billy S. (he's a car salesman, owns the garage nearby)? What a bigot! But he is actually my pal!

That was the plan Gee - got blown out by big Ginge tho and couldn't be arsed goin on our own

I think I passed by the guy you're talkin about today.

Is it the one that used to be Blackadders garage?

Or is it the one nearer Comely Park?

The old Blackadders, I think: red brick building. For any others looking in, this is local yokel chat......

Billy's every second word is a derivative of 'fuck'. Although he sometimes uses "fuckin' fuck". So it's an average I'm using. I've got a pile of funny stories about the bluenose bastard.

One involved him telling the medics his weight, scaled down a few levels, when he was getting a vasectomy at the private hospital in Stirling. So he woke up during the operation.
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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by supermo on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:34 am

Yank Wanks Tank in the Stank

Ghana's Gonny Get Ya.


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:39 am

supermo wrote:Yank Wanks Tank in the Stank

Ghana's Gonny Get Ya.


Fantastic...... I expect to see those in the Sunday Telegraph tomorrow.
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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:45 am


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:24 am

AL QUAEDA PLOT BEHIND ENGLAND'S COLLAPSE? (Daily Mail)

GET THE EYE-TIE TAE FUCK!!! (The Sun - Rangers Scottish Edition)

BALLS!!... 4-1... AND WON F***-ALL (Christian Science Monitor)


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by supermo on Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:22 am

"English exit will hit house prices" - Daily Mail

"Coalition reviews immigration policy after Italian holds FA to ransom" - Telegraph

"England exit the result of Osborne VAT hike" - Guardian

"Krauts & Argies in Refs pay-off probe" - Sun.

"Celtic to break bank to sign former youth player on a Bosman" - The Herald Shocked

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:38 am



I bow to your clearly superior sub-editing skills


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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:43 am

Ooooft!

Beauty from Tevez

3-0 game over.

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by crownliquor on Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:47 am

Now this is a game of football.

Argentina have impressed me more than any other team. Can't bear Mascherano and Heinze mind, fucking cheating scum.

Mexico are a tidy team too, very impressed.

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by crownliquor on Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:07 am

The ref is contributing to a good match too, not fussy at all.

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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Gladstone on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:05 am

crownliquor wrote:The ref is contributing to a good match too, not fussy at all.

He certainly wasn't too fussy about the offside rule!
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Re: Shouldn't we have a WC thread?

Post by Immo on Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:54 am

And that!!.... mes amis is why we follow 'le futebol'

I could write from now until my cock falls off and not come up with drama as real and as plausible as what we just witnessed.

Buy tickets for the West End for the rest of yer natcherell... still won't top that.

Fucking

Fabulous.

God.... I love the World Cup

Still...

...wouldn't do to be too mainstream/thick/populist now would it?

So...

Crowny son...

How excitin are things gettin in the world of the spoke and the 3-in-1 oil can?

I'm agog



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