Don't objectify me

Was stopped at a railway crossing on this morning’s cycle ride. Next thing, two women walk from one side of the road where they were waiting, to my side. They proceeded to stand within 3 yards of me, letching at my tanned, muscled, shaved legs. It was shocking, they were almost drooling. Fair enough, I played up to them a bit by touching my toes, stretching and showing off my legs, but that’s not the point, I wish to be appreciated for my brain.

You weren't one of them were you Abs?

First woman:
"Look at that gay guy, does he then preening himself like that is going to find him a man out here in Fucksville?

Second woman:
He can't even shave his legs properly. Stupid twat. Does he walk that way because of the arse banditry, by the way? I imagine getting fukked up the ass regularly at boarding school probably had a lasting effect.

First woman:
Certainly has with him, the way he cycles certainly makes you think all those jizz infusions have had an effect on his motor functions.

supermo wrote:First woman:
"Look at that gay guy, does he then preening himself like that is going to find him a man out here in Fucksville?

Second woman:
He can't even shave his legs properly. Stupid twat. Does he walk that way because of the arse banditry, by the way? I imagine getting fukked up the ass regularly at boarding school probably had a lasting effect.

First woman:
Certainly has with him, the way he cycles certainly makes you think all those jizz infusions have had an effect on his motor functions.

Thanks for sharing your fantasy with us mo, but as I've told you on many occasions, if we ever meet, you'll have to be satisfied with a firm handshake.

Immo on the other hand could have a manly hug.

supermo wrote:First woman:
"Look at that gay guy, does he then preening himself like that is going to find him a man out here in Fucksville?

Second woman:
He can't even shave his legs properly. Stupid twat. Does he walk that way because of the arse banditry, by the way? I imagine getting fukked up the ass regularly at boarding school probably had a lasting effect.

First woman:
Certainly has with him, the way he cycles certainly makes you think all those jizz infusions have had an effect on his motor functions.

You must have a varied circle of friends Mo.

It's a broad church rather than a monoculture Bewls.

But if you have to draw the line somewhere it has to be with huncyclists

No one ogled me at the level crossing this morning, gutted. Waited for three trains to pass as well.

I did a leisurely 15 miles on Saturday then crashed into the back doorstep on my return and chipped the plastic guard thing on the front cogs

15 miles, I'm impressed, did you enjoy it James?

Those plastic guards are for girls and ging-herrs. If you behave yourself I may post a picture of my sprockets nude.

Do you wave to all the big choo-choos as they speed past Nutsville, Licker?

Yes.

crownliquor wrote:15 miles, I'm impressed, did you enjoy it James?

Those plastic guards are for girls and ging-herrs. If you behave yourself I may post a picture of my sprockets nude.

Aye it was grand mate, me and the bhoy headed out together. Got a meeting tomorrow so instead of jumping in the car I'm heading off on my bike again

Cycling to work is a bit serious James.

crownliquor wrote:Cycling to work is a bit serious James.

I'm fucked, not sure if its the heat, lack of sleep, wind, hills or not enough carbs on board but it was hard work today

Think I'll have a shower, then crack a Magners and watch Engerland getting beat

Do you think maybe it was Crown posing at that....no stop.....it's a sick too joke too far......