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Where'd you get that wrinkly foliage from crown, FFS that looks honking

Loada pish James. Just because Immogreen takes up two seats at the Royal Concert Hall doesn't mean the rest of us don't enjoy a nice mixed salad.

Did I ever mention Crown Licker's a cunt?

I enjoy a nice fresh salad myself Mo, fresh being the operative word. I'm fuckin mad for green olives as well, especially the ones stuffed with garlic

You might have mentioned crown before mate

JimmyMcGrory wrote:I enjoy a nice fresh salad myself Mo, fresh being the operative word. I'm fuckin mad for green olives as well, especially the ones stuffed with garlic

Olives are God's own food, James. Green or black, any kind. Prefer natural to stuffed, mind you.

As for salads, had a great Caesar salad the other day, with fresh anchovies and tiny bacon bits of course.

In London on Monday had a Japanese salad with spinach, served alongside a small vegetarian bento. Absolutely fantastic.

Are you sure I mentioned Crown Licker's a cunt, btw?

Speaking of that cunt Licker, he's missed a trick (again). Surely if his point is someting about "salad dodgetr", the new banner should actually feature a bag of chips and a deep fried pizza ?

supermo wrote:Just because Immogreen takes up two seats at the Royal Concert Hall

Cheeky cunt

You know fine well I booked that other seat to put my 'kerry-oot' and takeaway curry on.

Maybe he's trying to put us off with that shit that's been lying under the lights of his local Tescos cafe for a week

Immo wrote:

supermo wrote:Just because Immogreen takes up two seats at the Royal Concert Hall

Cheeky cunt

You know fine well I booked that other seat to put my 'kerry-oot' and takeaway curry on.

Jeez, I thought that was Toots!

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Maybe he's trying to put us off with that shit that's been lying under the lights of his local Tescos cafe for a week

Good point Jimmy. Crown's probably one of those supermarket bunnies. Doubt if he's seen a fresh and natural piece of food in a long time. Too busy taking steroids and injecting his own fluids back into himself like the rest of those cyclists.

supermo wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Maybe he's trying to put us off with that shit that's been lying under the lights of his local Tescos cafe for a week

Good point Jimmy. Crown's probably one of those supermarket bunnies. Doubt if he's seen a fresh and natural piece of food in a long time. Too busy taking steroids and injecting his own fluids back into himself like the rest of those cyclists.

I'd imagine that's a problem for all those central belt types, you being a bit more cosmopolitan it will be different for you Mo

London, New York, Paris... Rutherglen...

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supermo wrote:Speaking of that cunt Licker, he's missed a trick (again). Surely if his point is someting about "salad dodgetr", the new banner should actually feature a bag of chips and a deep fried pizza ?

Jesus, can you imagine what a banner consisting of chips and deep fried pizza would do to sev's non-existent will power mo?

crownliquor wrote:

supermo wrote:Speaking of that cunt Licker, he's missed a trick (again). Surely if his point is someting about "salad dodgetr", the new banner should actually feature a bag of chips and a deep fried pizza ?

Jesus, can you imagine what a banner consisting of chips and deep fried pizza would do to sev's non-existent will power mo?

that was low, even for you, fact is, i love salads, i make my own dressings too, i love sushi, i love olives, even have my own olive tree im hoping to harvest this year,i eat quorn by the bagful, love it, i adore fish, i cook like a gay man, but theres always room in my heart for chips and pizza.just not deep fried. you cunt!

Ignore him Sev, it was a cheap shot. His graphic is shite and he knows it

bastard upset me so much i sent out for a kebab meat pizza with a side order of chips fried in kebab meat fat.




i,m so ashamed.

Never mind Sev. I'm sure you had the "lite" dipping sauce tho...

Why not soak up the donner fat with a celery stick?

There are a coupla chip shops in the Fawkurt/Stenny area that'll set ya up for your journey home from the pub with a "stauner"

That's a smoked sausage wrapped in donner kebab meat.

Also available in 'supper' form - to wit and viz... "Gauny geeza stauner supper love?"

Protein-tastic mate

Ho yuss

my kinna food and double entendre. har har har!

Immo wrote:Protein-tastic mate

Processed-tastic more like, its no wonder we're 97% more likely to get some fucking horrible killer illness than other parts of the UK

UK? i saw a report yesterday in a red top saying we were the most unhealthy nation in THE WORLD!!!!

Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!! we arra peeeeeepil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:UK? i saw a report yesterday in a red top saying we were the most unhealthy nation in THE WORLD!!!!

That's a badge of honour to some Sev

Everything about our health stats are a national disgrace, James. From our diet to our alcohol intake, our habits would be a disgrace in the Third World.

I blame the Labour Party for 50 years of keeping people's aspirations as low as possible and fostering the victim culture that pervades Scotland. Time we took responsibility for ourselves, our diets and our shameful anti-health culture.

I blame the parents Mo to be honest.Also I blame Robert Green.