Newly returned from Skye....

...dripping wet, wearing a Victorian bathing costume, flippers and a rubber-ring with a duck's head on it.

That swim across Kyle Akin gets harder every year.

Obviously haven't had time to compose the review yet - but I'm hoping to beat Glad's Troon exclusive to the presses

I'll start with the 'what happened next' competition tho.

Observe the legend picked out by mine own finger on a beach somewhere near Arisaig...



"Spermo is really B..."

What happened next?





Hmmmm

Bold?

Brilliant?

Bono?

Fuck me, that was quick. Is Skye that boring? Couldn't stay ahead from the great leaders' debate on the videotron? Toots kick you outta the b&b?

The answer is "Brilliant" btw.

Too slow, immo!

But the beach looks nice.

supermo wrote:


The answer is "Brilliant" btw.

Ha! You answered to "spermo", you stupid, baldy twat.

Is it "beautiful" immo, he is in all my dreams?