Stage 2 of winning mo back

Intention is to complete this today, there are pictures and all sorts.

I predict mo will be sexting me by the end of the day.

liquorice allsorts????????????? you,ll maybe have him in bed 10 mins later, he,s a liquorice slut, though maybes sadly for you, not a CROWNliquorice slut

Ok, if the baldy fella doesn’t reinstate me as his number one favourite after this, I’m a Derby County fan. (Have you seen where King Billy has taken the tricky trees to in the table? )

Haven’t been to a museum since last summer and was in need of a little cultural nourishment so had a wander around Kelvingrove.
The exhibits themselves were not of great interest to me, they leant heavily on education rather than art. Here’s a random picture of a sailor for mo to wank over that was on exhibit.



But it’s a beautiful space and it gladdened my soul just walking around:




After touring Kelvingrove a spot of lunch was taken and then off to GOMA.

GOMA’s exhibitions also disappointed me, but again, it’s a beautiful space and was a joy to be there.

That’s just the preamble though, the following is gonna get mo all dewy of penis.

Crown in non-shit pub tour shocker.

This was upstairs in “McSorley’s” (which I spelt incorrectly in the note because I’m a mong). You’ll see this picture on the wall if you visit, they’ll have taken my note down by now mind.



No note, but this is “Home”. I really liked it in here, dark and seedy.



Sure I knew the barman in here from somewhere, he’s a short arse prick who fancied himself.



Know I’ll lose brownie points (and I didn’t write this note, I draw the line at kisses) but this was the day after, for breakfast.



The view from “One UP”. I’m still reeling from paying near seven quid for a vodka martini in here, what’s the world coming to? It was pointed out to me that it was all alcohol in the martini, to which I retorted, not enough alcohol for seven quid. Only had two and went back to lager with a vodka and ice chaser, that’s a proper man’s drink.



Here’s a list of the pubs I can recall:

1 Hengler’s Circus – I know, minus points again, but I always go in here, and it was only lunchtime(ish)
2 Bar Ten
3 Mcsorley’s
4 Blackfriars
5 Home
6 One Up
7 Yates’s – This one doesn’t really count, you can’t dock me for this.
8 The Lab
9 Sloans

Think there may have been another bar or two, but have been assured there wasn’t.

Come on dad, admit it, you’re proud of me now, let me be your favourite again.

Progress, admittedly. McSorleys, Blackfriars, Home and Sloans certainly. I don't know Bar Ten, I do know One Up is for wankers, and I can only imagine that Hengler's Circus and Yates are just beyond the pale.

6/10 overall though. Plus a bonus point for raising a laugh with your cheesy notes, daft cunt.

That Crownybhoy's got promise - definitely

I shall hafta look to my laurels






(I mean in the sense that I'm 'funniest poster of the year' likes baldy Oh yeah You better bleev it What did you get again? Best Costume design? Best Set Dresser? Best Llama wrangler?? Oh yeah- best critic Still - always next year eh? )

I've got a very pleasant memory of Sloans from the morning of the 87/88 Cup Final vs Dundee Utd as it goes Crowny.

Was in there a few weeks ago.

Best - as always

Your pal...

Immo

Immo wrote:
What did you get again? Best Costume design? Best Set Dresser?

Did you see how he tried to make the awards more "democratic" in a pathetic attempt to gain the funniest poster award? Baldy twat.

supermo wrote:Progress, admittedly. McSorleys, Blackfriars, Home and
Sloans certainly. I don't know Bar Ten, I do know One Up is for
wankers, and I can only imagine that Hengler's Circus and Yates are
just beyond the pale.

6/10 overall though. Plus a bonus point for raising a laugh with your cheesy notes, daft cunt.

So, have I regained my rightful place in your affections then? crownliquor and Rangers, number fucking one baby.



Just to clear things up, the person who recommended "One Up" is a wanker and probably a halfwit?

crownliquor wrote:

Did you see how he tried to make the awards more "democratic" in a pathetic attempt to gain the funniest poster award? Baldy twat.



So, have I regained my rightful place in your affections then? crownliquor and Rangers, number fucking one baby.
?

No, you're still behind Ono, you've just improved your goal difference.

With another two points off for hun triumphalism btw.....

Leave it out mo, everyone knows I'm the apple of your eye and you think of me while masturbating like a safari park monkey as a surrogate son.

Could you answer the question below please mate?

crownliquor wrote:

Just to clear things up, the person who recommended "One Up" is a wanker and probably a halfwit?

thats a question?

btw, wheres the bit with all the lights strung up?

Not sure what your question is or its implication, Licker.

Did you record Ed Reardon and where are the older series? Simple questions, ignored I note.

Hovering on another point off for obscurantism.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:thats a question?

btw, wheres the bit with all the lights strung up?

Royal Exchange Square, taken from just round from the Rogano by the looks of it, Sev. Next to Goma, the place Crown didn't like much.

The Duke of Wellington statue of traffic cone fame is on the other side.

Fuck me, it's like dealing with 5 year olds.

"One Up" wasn't my choice of bar, would you say the person who dragged me in was a wanker for taking me in such a place? There is no implication mate.

Re Reardon. See what I did there? Read the Sundays thread.

Lights are at GOMA sev.

it looks real purty with all the lights

crownliquor wrote:Fuck me, it's like dealing with 5 year olds.

"One Up" wasn't my choice of bar, would you say the person who dragged me in was a wanker for taking me in such a place? There is no implication mate.

Re Reardon. See what I did there? Read the Sundays thread.

Lights are at GOMA sev.

Why who dragged you in? I'm guessing it was a boyfriend.

Yes, it was my boyfriend bisexual Pete, slightly effeminate Matthew couldn't make it, and I'd like to abuse him and say it's not just me who thought it was a wanker's bar. Is that enough information for you to answer please?

crownliquor wrote:Yes, it was my boyfriend bisexual Pete, slightly effeminate Matthew couldn't make it, and I'd like to abuse him and say it's not just me who thought it was a wanker's bar. Is that enough information for you to answer please?

One Up is among a group of ghastly poser joints in Royal Exchange Square owned by a well-known dodgy geezer and his two daughters. They made their money from crime running nightclubs like Victoria's and also extremely dodgy "private hire taxi firms er, "business ventures" like money laundering raising alms for the poor. Sadly the same chap now owns the very fine upmarket art deco Rogano, which is a crime against humanity if ever there was one.

The only guy I know who frequents One up and "29" its sister bar / neighbour is one of the biggest wankers in providence. And he's from Cork, home to many arseholes in my experience.

So safe to say it's a wankers' bar. In my opinion of course.

supermo wrote:The only guy I know who frequents One up and "29" its sister bar / neighbour is one of the biggest wankers in providence. And he's from Cork, home to many arseholes in my experience.

Is he French or Irish, make your mind up FFS!!

See I'd add a couple of smileys there James, if only fukkin Mowbray gave me a reason.......

supermo wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Yes, it was my boyfriend bisexual Pete, slightly effeminate Matthew couldn't make it, and I'd like to abuse him and say it's not just me who thought it was a wanker's bar. Is that enough information for you to answer please?

One Up is among a group of ghastly poser joints in Royal Exchange Square owned by a well-known dodgy geezer and his two daughters. They made their money from crime running nightclubs like Victoria's and also extremely dodgy "private hire taxi firms er, "business ventures" like money laundering raising alms for the poor. Sadly the same chap now owns the very fine upmarket art deco Rogano, which is a crime against humanity if ever there was one.

The only guy I know who frequents One up and "29" its sister bar / neighbour is one of the biggest wankers in providence. And he's from Cork, home to many arseholes in my experience.

So safe to say it's a wankers' bar. In my opinion of course.

Posts like this are why you win the hero award year after year. Informative, interesting and well written. All hail the king of Glasgow.

He's good innee

Still....

Bein good won't make that hair grow back now will it.



PS

He's dead right about Rogano's an'all

As an impoverished stude/layabout I often usedta peer hungrily at the sun-yellowed menu they had in their window (for yeeeears it seemed ) and dream of the day I would be (financially) able to frequent such a joint as sold 'Smoked Eel with Scrambled Egg' as a starter.

The first visit (mid/late 80s) was a blast.

(A dozen oysters (eel was off) , roast monkfish with red pepper coulis, lime sorbet and a steady stream of waiters in wee 1930s-style monkey jackets )

My most recent visit was disappointingly homogenuous/generic.

Like the margins had been cut to the bone and the whole place was being run by someone who had made their money from some kind of criminal enterprise.



Q.E.D.

crownliquor wrote:

Posts like this are why you win the hero award year after year. Informative, interesting and well written. All hail the king of Glasgow.

Flatterer.

Too bad you dithered on the Reardon stuff mate.

In the same week that your diddy English team got fukked by Barry Ferguson too. Ho ho ho.