Welcome Phil!

I assume you're making good use of the very liberal on-line-access regulations at the Twin Towers correctional facility in Los Angeles.

Fair play to ye.

Check your weapons at the door and pay yer quarter... there's a good lad

PS

Don't forget the 'check your weapons' bit

PPS

Don't give your right name when the wagon comes...

Are you a bead rattler Phil?

Has anyone ever called you a cunt, Phil ?

Another bloody multi but someone better check him for weapons in case he goes tonto

Don't think he's a multi (unlike others I could mention ) James, he doesn't say much mind.

I know who he is.

I recced his blog (Plain or Pan) to Jimbo a while back

It's off a blog called Plain or Pan

I've met the geezer who runs it

An incredibly entertaining musical encyclopedia of a guy who you'd definitely want as your luxury item on D.I. Discs

Good writer too

I hate talented cunts

If it wasn't for the fact that he's a Killie fan he'd be perfect

http://philspector.wordpress.com/

Fill yer boots up china.

He's a top bloke who writes better stuff than you'll see in (most) meeja outlets and has a terrifyingly profound understanding of what makes popplier music so scalp-tinglingly addictive.

I've no idea why I'm sponsoring him - seeing as how he's muscling in on my (admittedly piss-weak) act

I've no idea if he's a bead-rattler CB

He is a Killie fan if that's any help.

PS

Check the blog oot

PPS

Ye'll never regret it a day in yer life

Will I add him to the music club PMs immo? Not if he's a rattler though.

Think you've mentioned his blog before, will investigate.

crownliquor wrote:Will I add him to the music club PMs immo? Not if he's a rattler though.

Think you've mentioned his blog before, will investigate.

"I recced his blog (Plain or Pan) to Jimbo a while back..."

"I've no idea if he's a bead-rattler CB "



At what time exactly did you start tanning the Port & Lemons and Cherry B's?

Featherweight Champion

I only read between the lines immo, and there were no lines.

Vodka and soda water by the way. imminent

Vodka and soda water??!!!

What kind of self-flagellating twonk are you at all?

That's gotta taste horrible

Give yerself a wee change

I'm currently imbibing ice-cold Chablis drunk through a mouthful of Trebor Extra-Strong Mints.

Not only do you lose all feeling (and fillings) in you back teeth, but you also wake up the following morning with breath as clear, cool and fresh as a mountain stream.

(Your hair, however, tends to look like a 'do' dreamt up by the bastard grand-son of Ken Dodd and Mr Teasy Weasy's idiot offspring )

White wine is a girl's drink, what's wrong with you?

You're far too jaundiced with alcohol if you need stimulants like extra strong mints to enhance it.

Have you tried snorting shorts? And when you get bored with that try taking via your eyes. To be honest I'm not sure how you imbue drink via your eyes, but my mate (mardy) says his brother(beat off Bob)'s mate swears by it.

Vodka and soda water being a bad taste? - To be honest, I'd drink piss if it was alcoholic, can drink owt me.

Wotta barbarian

The expression 'a snort of gin' comes from the Victorian (London) habit of upending a wine glass, filling the shallow saucer of its base with said spirit and 'imbibing' it via the nostril - as one would a 'line' of 'Birkenhead bicarb'

My cousin's significant other talked me into trying it once.




There seemed (to me) to be no significant exponential benefit to this method of ingestion ( I was already fairly rubberised at the time mind ) and it took about three days for my eyes to stop watering

2/10

I on the other hand, hoover up Old texan"hang the faggot"barbecue sauce through my nostril, as i chow down on a greigs meat'n'tater pie.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!