Where the fcuk is Bill Oddie?

Springwatch has an imposter by the name of Chris Packham

Bill Oddie has got to be the most irritating man on television.

Apart from Woss, Chiles and that big wank from Top Gear of course.

You forgot Tony Robinson!

Actually just having deja-vu, didn't we do this thread already?

onomatopoeia wrote:Actually just having deja-vu, didn't we do this thread already?

Can't remember either, Ono.

At least I have an excuse though, being an old bassa.

You on the other hand, have just destroyed brain cells using vodka and coke

Christ, I agree with both of you. The world's gone mad.

I'm missing Bill

is he ill?

"Bill's ill, baby. Bill's ill"

PulpFiction CSC

Do you lot watch any good films?

Would it help if we watched Pulp Fiction with the French dubbing switched on, Crown?

No, the action sequences would still hurt and offend my eyes.

crownliquor wrote:No, the action sequences would still hurt and offend my eyes.

For someone beaten into a stupor watching the Wattenaccio's 4-5-1 system, that figures I guess.

Would that be Wattenaccio's 4-5-1title winning system?

crownliquor wrote:Would that be Wattenaccio's 4-5-1title winning system?

It's only temporary, Licker.

Just remember, 3 snatched last-day titles out of 9 ain't that good

RemainingDefiant* CSC


*Depending on pending managerial appointment, obviously

Gutted it's not going to be Keane, that would be hilarious.

Yes, and I remember Bewlay solemnly predicting Keano would replace Strachan a while back.

Must have read it on one of his less well-informed forums.

Or fora, to be precise.

Keano's management career to date: Spend £50m on players, announce said players are shite, resign. Fukkin brilliant

Did you read bewls' prediction on SF?

crownliquor wrote:Did you read bewls' prediction on SF?

DID YOU?????????????????????

No it was a while back on here in fact. While the Cork nutcase was still at Sunderland. I don't read SF on principle, as you both fukkin know.

He's not been predicting it again has he? Bewls would probably get an erection if it happened.

It was a dig at sev, mo.

crownliquor wrote:It was a dig at sev, mo.

LIKE MANDY RICE, YOU WOULD FUCKIN SAY THAT.

YOU DONE ME UP LIKE A KIPPER YA BASTARD! EXPECT FLAT TYRES AT THE LEAST!

I can say sincerely that I haven't a clue what you cunts are on about

For some reason sev insists that I still read SF mo. Not quite sure why I'd need to lie about it, but sev is a bit strange.