My worst nightmare (apart from meeting mo)

...is going to come real. That little vermin bastard wheel sucked all the way on today's mountain stage, and is now in yellow. Laughed like fuck when he fell off yesterday, why couldn't he repeat the trick again today.

I'm so depressed.

The thing is Crown, you just can't say we've never met.

We might have done, y'know.

You're not a lap dancer are you.

Mine is getting a lumbar puncture, i dont actually know what it is or what its for, the name just seems self explanatory enough for me to straighten my back and shiver.

Crown

Despite all the pre tour talk about drugs free teams ,another team gets caught out.

What do you think of Eurosports coverage?

crownliquor wrote:You're not a lap dancer are you.

Correct - I'm not a lap dancer

But you may remember being kidnapped, subjected to medical experiments and demonic sexual interference by alien beings while cycling out near Bonnybridge one night...?

supermo wrote:But you may remember being kidnapped, subjected to medical experiments and demonic sexual interference by alien beings while cycling out near Bonnybridge one night...?

If not he lives in hope

bewlay wrote:Crown

Despite all the pre tour talk about drugs free teams ,another team gets caught out.

What do you think of Eurosports coverage?

Bewls, read the "Winner" thread in the TDF forum, will tell you why doping is still going on.


Eurosport have an excellent commentary team in Harmon and Kelly.

Sherwin and Liggett are fuck-wits. Their paymasters are American, with the feeds being syndicated to others (such as ITV4), which is why they mention that cunt Armstrong every 5 minutes, and keep going on about "Big George".
Yesterday they were lamenting why "Big George" won a mountain stage the other year, but was dropped like a stone on yesterday's stage. Now do ya think it might be that he's left Disco, and isn't on their team doping schedule anymore?
Shermin and Liggett - See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Fuck-wits.


Sean Kelly, a man so taciturn he answers radio interview questions by nodding his head.
You could not have chosen a worse man as a commentator than Kelly, and getting him to speak was like drawing teeth. Now surely speaking is pretty important in commentary?
Eurosport have persevered with him, and he is now the premier cycling commentator. Knowledge is second to none, and has a great dry, sense of humour.

ITV4 highlights is an excellent programme too.




Mo and Jimmy - pair of twats.





This post may or may not be the thoughts of the author, they are in no way statements of fact, apart from Sherwin and Liggett being fuck-wits.

Protesting too much, Licker?

I suspect you know the real reason you're bandy. And it ain't the cycling.