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Post by test on Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:04 am

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-49878937

What’s this Edinburgh nonsense? Everyone knows non-drinkers can’t be trusted, wrong-uns to a man.
You only have to look at the members here.

Immo - Consumes his own body weight in vodka nightly with no ill effects bar the odd bedwetting incident.
Playwright, genius, class A gentleman and jolly good egg.

James - Not had a sober day since leaving school and only beats his wife on Tuesdays.
Scotland’s politest man and leading exponent of ging-herrism.

Sev - Nothing he likes more than a pint to go with his pie, but what he really likes with his pie is another pie.
Normally too befuddled to harm or upset anyone.

The Boy Mo - Not drunk since he had two weak lager shandies and proposed to the George V Bridge in 1990.
Hubristic, rude and refuses to accept immo as his lord and master. Proof positive that abstainers are cunts.

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Post by supermo on Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:02 am

I see your attention seeking messages are now merging into begging notices on Stennymad, Crown.

"Look at me! Please!"

PS It was 1998...

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Post by test on Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:49 pm

Oh dear, dad’s escaped from the nursing home and is lashing out at his loved ones again.
It’s such a shame how senility incapacitates once brilliant minds.

PS. Hurry up with your homework, please.

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