Ingrid Pitt
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Ingrid Pitt
Just watched the magnificent paps of our Ingrid in countess Dracula, didn't half take me back to my teenage years........if you know what I mean har har har.
APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT!- Number of posts : 261
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Cripes, for years it was just pies and codgers' angst...
Now we have a mental picture of him choking the chicken.
I feel nauseous...
Now we have a mental picture of him choking the chicken.
I feel nauseous...
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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You have visions of me choking my chicken? Mo, I'm flattered.
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supermo wrote:"Test" being one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.
Is that what Mo was on about, wanking? He's fucking obsessed
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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I like a good wank myself Jimmy, be day I'm gonna try it on myself.
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APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:I like a good wank myself Jimmy, one day I'm gonna try it on myself.
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nothing surprises me any more sev
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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JimmyMcGrory wrote:supermo wrote:"Test" being one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.
Is that what Mo was on about, wanking? He's fucking obsessed
He’s a filthy, warped onanist, James.
test- Number of posts : 717
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D
phwoooaaar! Wish Plissken was here, he would appreciate her.
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For fuck’s sake, Sev, that picture could be offensive to our female posters like Mo, so I’ve replaced it.
Anyway, plastic tits are aesthetically unappealing, anyone who mutilates themselves in such a way needs help, not lusting after.
Anyway, plastic tits are aesthetically unappealing, anyone who mutilates themselves in such a way needs help, not lusting after.
test- Number of posts : 717
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APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:
D
phwoooaaar! Wish Plissken was here, he would appreciate her.
I would
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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We canny see Ingrid's tits but we regularly had guess her muff, and the beaver? Really? Cunt!
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We're a family friendly board now sev, Test's looking for new clientele
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:We canny see Ingrid's tits but we regularly had guess her muff, and the beaver? Really? Cunt!
You cannae say cunt anymore either ya stupid cunt.
test- Number of posts : 717
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Maybe you prefer pics of guys bits now, that's fine, I won't judge you, in fact I'll post you a picture of mine, it just after I had my vasectomy in Ireland as I couldn't afford to have one her.
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Dearie me, that photo was more unpleasant than the plastic tits one so I’ve replaced it with a nice photo of urban decay.
I haven’t got time to ponce about in art galleries and sanitise your posts for polite company, any more of this nonsense and you’ll be sent to your room with no pies.
I haven’t got time to ponce about in art galleries and sanitise your posts for polite company, any more of this nonsense and you’ll be sent to your room with no pies.
test- Number of posts : 717
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Thank God, finally the site's Grandmaster sets a minimum standard for posting on here.
Or did Sev think that offence to the senses was some kind of "pie"?
Just this one time Crown reveals that he may not be a full-time cunt...
Or did Sev think that offence to the senses was some kind of "pie"?
Just this one time Crown reveals that he may not be a full-time cunt...
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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You call it urban decay, I prefer to think of it as urban regeneration, and M, you've changed your tune, it was you that introduced me to guess her muff. 😔
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APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:You call it urban decay, I prefer to think of it as urban regeneration, and Mo, you've changed your tune, it was you that introduced me to guess her muff. 😔
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supermo wrote:Thank God, finally the site's Grandmaster sets a minimum standard for posting on here.
Or did Sev think that offence to the senses was some kind of "pie"?
Just this one time Crown reveals that he may not be a full-time cunt...
minimum standards, he'll drive 50% of the regular posters away with that guff. What next, no posting when you're pissed?
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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Pished posting built this board Jimmy I tells us.
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We have neither quality nor quality sev
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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Well I'm gonny give it a good fuckin go.
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JimmyMcGrory wrote: What next, no posting when you're pissed?
A breathalyser will be sent to you all in due course to stamp out drink posting.
Mo doesn’t drink and look how happy and good natured sobriety has made him. I too have forsaken drink on medical advice (fucking doctors, wrong-uns to a man) and it’s made me as miserable as sin. Why should you cunts enjoy yourselves while the baldy fella and I suffer constant chein noir.
test- Number of posts : 717
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Guess her muff was an artistic exercise, Sev. Don't rewrite history, it was extremely tasteful.
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