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I Have No New Messages

Post by pepe on Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:21 am

I haven't posted for at least 18 months and nobody has contacted me asking why or come to think of it at all. I'm *massively* disappointed. I thought I was well thought of here by the multitudes of members (excluding Spermo the messageboard killer and GRADE A arsehole).

I found out why I couldn't post any new topics. I'd been too keen on Adblocking everything! I couldn't post You Tube videos either which was a bit of pain but maybe not for you lot. Anyway I've got an alternative browser - Comodo IceDragon - and I'm going to up my posting rate to at least four times a year.
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Re: I Have No New Messages

Post by test on Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:09 am

Messages are so passť, Peps. All our private communications are now undertaken by letter.

Sevís letters are sprinkled with pie crumbs.
Immoís contain vodka stains.
Jamesí have genuine highland mud on the edges.
Bewls is illiterate.
Gladís are written in copperplate..........and blood.
Absoluteís are delicately perfumed, with Mum roll-on I think.
Spemoís contain photos of his penis. Heís a filthy beast and should seek medical advice about the warts.

Unfortunately youíll not be able to join this letter writing circle as the postal service hasnít reached Suffolk yet.

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Re: I Have No New Messages

Post by supermo on Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:08 am

Good to hear from you, Peps.
And to note that you're still a pathetic whiny good-for-nothing cunt.
Pip pip!

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