At last, here they are, the Stennymad 2016 awards...

Drum roll of the Year: Lost the sticks
Fanfare of the Year: Pawned the horns
Poster of the Year: No entries
Funniest post of the Year: deleted
Ginger Highlander of the Year: Missing in action
Pie eater of the Year: Drowned in brown sauce
Gladstone post of the Year: Something in yellow
Piano playing poster of the year: See Interpol appeal for witnesses
Hun lurker of the Year: Bewlay
Cunt of the year (every year): Test

The winner is therefore Null & Void (aka "crown liquor"), his requested prize prize as follows:

Still your favourite though, sweetheart.
I need one of these please, dad, it would be a terrible shame if your affection filled e-mails were published on here by mistake.

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