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The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:03 am

This may be updated when I send a new one to Mardy. He hasn't got this one yet:

"I see you've sent my letters back, Mark Gee's records and they're all scratched".

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Re: The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:26 am

Mardy identified this tune today and he can't tie his shoe laces without a diagram, but none of you know it?

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:55 am

It's can't stand losing you, I thought it was a trick question

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Post by test on Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:16 am

You can't win every quiz, James.

Ok, the tune that sparked the game:

"If you, want to call me Mark Gee"

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:20 am

sort of know this but I'm listening to music just now and can never think of something else when doing so:geek: 

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Re: The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:08 am

It was The Spin Doctors – “Two Princes”, James. (If you, want to call me baby)

Here’s the latest one:

“I know that it’s you I need, to take Mark Gee away”.


Last edited by test on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:27 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : forgot the word take)

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Post by Gladstone on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:16 am

Yep, you're inventive right enough. You've invented words which I've never heard before: this is just madness.





























Or Labi Siffre.
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Post by test on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:31 am

Gladstone wrote:Yep, you're inventive right enough.
And stupid G, I forgot the word "take" in front of MG. Correct answer by the way. (It must be love)


Mardy hasn't got this yet, but he is busy working, unlike the workshy fops on here.

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Post by test on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:53 pm

Mardy finally got the last tune, here's his text:

"Madness it must be bum love"

The boy's very keen on anal sex.

Anyway, here's his one to me. I got the tune but couldn't think of the artist and had to Google it.

"Everybody bring your body to mark geeeee"

That's his exact text, you cunts should suffer his appalling punctuation and lack of capitalisation if I have to.

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Post by supermo on Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:27 am

Love Town, Booker Newberry.

Here's some gratuitous pictures of properly dressed female rugby players, a propos of absolutely nothing at all.

http://www.parsine.com/fa/news/144442

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Re: The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:11 am

Mo is correct. He’s a lovely lad too.



More info on the anal sex fiend:

I’ll be seeing some girl and at some point will then speak to Mardy, the conversation will go like this:

Mardy: Have you bummed her?

Me: No.

Mardy: Can I bum her?

Me: No.

Mardy: Can I watch her make toilet?

Me: I’ll ask.

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Post by test on Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:17 am

1 “And now she’s two years older and Mark Gee’s with a soldier”

2 “Maaark Gee might say my life is in a rut.”





Conversation with Mardy yesterday:

Me: XXXXXXX is being taken on an all expenses, three day trip to Dubai. That’s all I’m saying, like.

Mardy: I’ll take you to Athens for Christmas...........on one condition.

Me: No. I know what that condition is.

Mardy: Come on, you know you want to.

Me: No, I’m not bumming any whores.

Mardy: Come on, I’ll pay for the trip, all you’ve got to do is bum a whore. You’ve got to bum her in the street though, you’re not allowed to go back to your room with her, I know what you’re like, you won’t do anything because she’s not ging-herr or the rotund one.

Me: No, I’m not doing it, it’s not my scene.

Mardy emits a snort of derision.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:04 am

1 up the junction

2 know it but can't quite get it

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Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:04 am

Geeeoing underground?

And with no reference to anal sex, pick the bones out this one.......


Ooh, you've got me and I can never go-o
I wanna hold ya all the time
Oh can't you see you're on my mind
Please don't leave me, hold me darlin'

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Re: The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Mon May 26, 2014 8:44 am

“Mark Gee posters on their wall. What a sad little end to it all”

Mardy didn’t get this tune, but he did get me 10 metres of SWA steel wired armoured cable and all the fittings to run electricity to the shed and he’s going to install it on Wednesday. He’s a star, that boy.

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Post by test on Fri May 30, 2014 7:27 am

None of you able to get the above tune? Goodness.


Went into the shed today to look at Mardy’s handywork:



It looks a lot of boxes for one socket and a light switch. He’s got some plan cooking up and my fear is it involves squeaky doors.

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Post by test on Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:40 am

“Mark Gee posters on their wall. What a sad little end to it all”

The Housemartins - "Five Get Over Excited"


Mardy couldn't get this latest one either:

"It's me, I'm Mark Gee, I've come home now"

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Post by test on Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:36 am

I spoke to Mardy at the weekend and he informs me “women go bad between the ages of 22-23”, he’s such a charmer.


In other news, a new bracelet for my watch is £465. Who the fuck would pay £465 for a steel bracelet with a fancy clasp? The clasp on its own is over £100.
Anyway, I sent a begging letter to Mo, and if he doesn’t buy me one I’ll post the pictures of him I stole while hacking his icloud account. I’ve already forwarded some to my hero immo, so he can experience the filthiness of this beast for himself.

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Re: The occasional MG quiz

Post by test on Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:09 am

test wrote:

Mardy couldn't get this latest one either:

"It's me, I'm Mark Gee, I've come home now"

The answer was Kate Bush - “Wuthering Heights”
Here’s the latest one:

“Please allow me to introduce Mark Gee.”

Normal people don’t have text conversations like this. Here is mardy and I’s correspondence over three days. Now I know I encourage him, and these texts may skew the light in which he’s seen but he’s a lovely lad, he just has the tendency to bum anything that stands still long enough.


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