“An epistle from the Ivory Tower”

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“An epistle from the Ivory Tower”

Post by test on Fri May 10, 2013 9:50 am

Something I’d like to do on EC:

I haven’t got the energy or intelligence for this, but would like a left slanted rant. If you write it I’ll voice it, but would prefer you to voice it yourself. Immo or glad could piss this. Glad, check your PMs. Oh god, James is gonna say I don’t PM him anymore now. Check your PMs, James.

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Post by Immo on Fri May 10, 2013 10:31 am

Unfortunately, I tend to slouch slightly to the right when ranting. Crying or Very sad

It's a tactical necessity.

It stops the drool dribling across my cheek and clogging up my good (left) ear. Smile

I'm willing to take a crack at it tho. Basketball

Should also be able to send ya some 'futility' stuff over this weekend. Smile

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Post by Immo on Sat May 11, 2013 12:08 pm

Fired up the webcam tonight but was thwarted by gremlins. Mad

Will have another stab at it tomorrow. Basketball

Got two pianner flourishes sorted and I'll prolly have a couple more by the time I sort the technology out.

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Currently cracking one off over the Screwfix catalogue whilst wearing chest-waders and a high-viz jacket as requested. Embarassed scratch

Photos (and catalogue) to follow under plain wrapper. Laughing

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Post by test on Sat May 11, 2013 6:09 pm

S writes: Great stuff. You did write your own ending(s) for after the “Futility had the better of me once but................” bit didn’t you, the example video was just to give you the flavour?And there’s no need to ape the gimp suit attire either.

Did you record any voices? I’ll have to grab some more, but that means leaving the under stair cupboard and speaking to people, woe is me.

Are you recording a video for the “An Epistle From The Ivory Tower" piece too?

Re the secret forum material: If you have “Genius” written on your hi-viz jacket, I may have to nip to the shops for some super absorbent cloths.




Erich von Stroheim writes: Make sure you sit still for at least 15 seconds before you perform. This will give plenty of lead-in time and allow the zoom. Don’t you zoom, I’ll do it in Premiere. Please leave another 15 seconds of stillness at the end too.

Now send another starlet up to my room, preferably a ginger one.

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Post by Gladstone on Sat May 11, 2013 9:36 pm

I'll just throw these in here for you:



Was away a walk yesterday. And found this>>>>>



It's a fuckin' monstrosity, we paid for it, and I thought it was meant to be Jordan's fanny.



But no, it's by Jephson Robb:



It's meant to be a laurel leaf. I don't know much about art, but I don't know what I like. Ponder2

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Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Sun May 12, 2013 1:52 am

Heh heh heh heh heh jordans fanny! That produced a snotbubble of epic proportions from my beanbox. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun May 12, 2013 7:14 am

Fuck sake Glad the motherships landed. Get off that before you're toast!

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun May 12, 2013 7:16 am

Immo wrote:Fired up the webcam tonight but was thwarted by gremlins. Mad

Will have another stab at it tomorrow. Basketball

The webcams in bits after taking your reappearance photo Immo, give it time bud. Thoughts and prayers cheers

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Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Sun May 12, 2013 7:17 am

Lol aye jimmy, looks like the spaceship oot of tommyknockers...........only rusty. Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun May 12, 2013 7:21 am

APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:Lol aye jimmy, looks like the spaceship oot of tommyknockers...........only rusty. Very Happy

Knew I'd seen it before Sev, must be the Grangemouth effect Twisted Evil

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Post by test on Sat May 18, 2013 8:38 am

Great stuff, Glad, thank you. I'd sooner taxes be spent on pieces like this than bombs.

It's too organic for my spikey, angular outlook, but it's bringing art and thought to the people.

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Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Sat May 18, 2013 6:33 pm

Teste, i've learned a lot from you.

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Post by test on Sat May 18, 2013 11:02 pm

If you’re not taking the piss out of me, sev, I’m really pleased with that. You gents have taught me an awful amount.

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Post by APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! on Sun May 19, 2013 2:04 am

bastard! i feel bad noo, im gonny have to pretend i wasn't taking the piss. Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun May 19, 2013 8:48 am

APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:bastard! i feel bad noo, im gonny have to pretend i wasn't taking the piss. Very Happy


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Re: “An epistle from the Ivory Tower”

Post by test on Sat May 25, 2013 6:48 am

APOSTROPHE THIS YA CUNT! wrote:bastard! i feel bad noo, im gonny have to pretend i wasn't taking the piss. Very Happy

That's ok, sev, my shoulders are broad. As mo will find out when I catch up with the baldy cunt.

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Re: “An epistle from the Ivory Tower”

Post by test on Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:23 am

If anyone is writing an epistle, I’ve made a video bed with a nice left leaning feel for the audio to run on:




































































Oh alright, here’s the proper bed:


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