Like starting a love affair

Instead of looking at your phone all the time waiting for the next text, we’re looking for the next forum post, ready to devour it. Stennymad, everyone’s true love. Apart from the retard, for some inexplicable reason, mo is his true love. Give us a twirl, mo.

Quite right an'all man.

If he doesn't respond to your 'twirl' request.... make him do it twice.....

...whilst wearing the 'whorish dress'

PS

Givvus a shout before you do; so I can be primed, greased-up, 'lhad in hand' and ready to crack one off over the spectacle.

Or even his spectacles...

PPS

If you could just post the legendary 'whorish dress' pic... that'd prolly do.

PPS

... or any of the 'sailor suit' ones.

Perhaps he can be persuaded to stand on the turntable like “wooden Tarquin” in film reviews 11 and I can film him while he rotates. He’ll look magnificent in his sailor suit against the Orla Kiely wallpaper.

do you two pretentious pooves ever read It's Grim up North London in Private Eye?

It's like your comic strip biography.

You don't happen to own a cockapoo?

Mo’s aggression is just his clumsy way of coming onto us, immo, perhaps you’d like to let him down gently? Only speak for yourself mind, I’m up for anything if he buys me a Galaxy S4.



Right, I’m off to help someone build an autocue machine, there may be pictures if you all behave.

For £8.99 you could download an excellent autocue for an iPad / iPhone.

Where’s fun in that, mo? He loves tinkering and indulges me terribly by making and lending all sorts of things for EC videos. He even brought me back this newsletter from the Hong Kong Museum of Art after carrying it all around Hong Kong, New Zealand and the rest of his trip.



Anyway, had to reschedule the autocue project, maybe the end of the week, but I’m a bit busy this week.
He’s lent me the heat engine he built (see video below) for an EC video. I’m gonna use it as a video bed for either a film reviews episode or a “visit” episode.



Isn’t science fantastic?

I was sitting through the vid thinking, this is fantastic... if this ends with a 'Waddya think of it so far...?' caption, and the fantastically stylish sculpture responds in the t.h. fashion... to wit and viz, 'Ruggish'; it could well transcend it's current fantasticity and achieve best-ever status.

And then the floating, blue-gloved hand of drifted into shot....

Top bombing sah!!



You know I think I've missed the smileys more than anything else. ;-)

Do you think mo receives more abuse than is necessary? Even the ever gentlemanly James had a pop at him the other day.

He thrives on it....








































































...the filthy beast.

Yeah, he definitely agrees with Oscar Wilde in that respect:

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."