Bewlay...

... hope you're enjoying yer 'Best Dressed man in Albania' title.

Roon ye ya slimy wee fuck!!

Immo wrote:... hope you're enjoying yer 'Best Dressed man in Albania' title.

Roon ye ya slimy wee fuck!!

You're alive....

welcome back you old soak...cut down on the vino and you might see 60...

you look like shyt btw... if thats you

Bewls, you're just plain nasty. No need for that last bit

I can think of no greater authority than Bewls to identify shite, Sev. He never escapes its odour. He just can't work out why

Shall we tell him?

Ahh c'mon Bewls... I was uneccessarily aggresive granted...

.... but I'm well aware of my shortcomings in the Clooney-a-like stakes.

Nae need to hammer it home.

Still... now that the air's clear...

I hope it won't stop ya from stayin in touch.


I could do with the laffs.

Serious Fraud Office you say?

Heavy times man.

I was investigated by the Frivolous Fraud Office one time and that was no picnic.

They came round to my door clutching a bundle of my tax returns, dressed in gorilla suits and blew party squeakers through my letterbox for a good hour or two.

Never pleasant to be caught with one's (metaphorical) fiscal trolleys round one's ankles.

Is it?

Immo, that video clip. Is that from Operation Yewtree ?

Don't man...

If either Johnny Ball or ole BC get drawn into Yewtree, I'm gony hafta re-evaluate my entire childhood.

Again.



I haven't even got a 'going forward' strategy in the case of a Stewpot/Johnny Morris 'Nuclear' scenario.

Desperately non-entrepreneurial of me I know...

You'll be ok with Johnny Morris, all his victims have been bought over the counter in Tesco