Ahhhh...

...I've bin away too long.

Ye'd hardly reckonize me now.

I would, dunno aboot that devil beard tho.
By the time on the clock in the background, i presume its the wee sma hours.

Fuck a duck, some warning in the thread title would be in order

Immo wrote:...I've bin away too long.

Ye'd hardly reckonize me now.

Not at all Immo, you don't look a day older than last time. We're all delighted to see you back and looking forward to your slurred late-night ramblings authoritative and thoughtful musings on life, music and the arts. Who knows, mebbes Licker will return also and we'll get a commemmorative Friday night quiz!!

Now, was that enough supine flattery to keep you here, you pathetic ole attention seeker?

Immo wrote:...I've bin away too long.

Ye'd hardly reckonize me now.

Goodness, what happened to the dashing young man that used to serenade me on Skype? The one who refused to say nasty things about spermo, no matter how many clothes I offered to take off? Nah, you look cool, sweets.

If any of you wish to feel even more worthless than you already are, have immo sing tunes and talk to you, he is a fucking genius, talent to burn. Futility will definitely have the better of you after you encounter Falkirk’s shining light.

James, your comment about sev and Thatcher made me smile, thank you. But you and everyone on here should be directing your abuse at the board’s, child of Thatcher. The bald, pig-dog capitalist of Rutherglen.

Sev, the retard mumbled something about not having the energy to hate Antipodeans and hopes you enjoyed your trip. It was difficult to understand him over the sobbing and through a locked door.

Glad, looking forward to your and James’ work, EC could do with a decent video.
Glad is a borderline genius too you know.

Mo, you’re not fit to lace immo’s pixie boots.

Have I mentioned immo is god?

Oh yeah, Dingus Khan - "Knifey Spooney" is the most exciting track of the year so far.

Test = still a cock.

I wish he was my cock, i,d be the john holmes of the board. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Thank y'all for your (over) kind words.

Apologies for the (previous) melodramatic outbursts.

Mam is fine now.

Turned out it was an ossified Werthers that had got stuck to her after getting entangled in her vest.

Still worried about a rash on my elbow, the poor quality of mainstream telly and my ongoing Malcolm McDowell/Blue Mink obsession...

But it could be worse.

Most def.



PS

Test - Could you make say his 'tribute' again?

There wasn't any real warmth in it... and I'm not sure I cared for its tone.

It did seem to lack warmth, immo.

He once sent me a very kind and sincere email, but ruined it by attaching a picture of his penis with a smiley face drawn on the end. Filthy beast.

He's still got that tagging device attached hasn't he?

We don't want a repeat of the previous regrettable incident when he tracked you down and poked the real thing through yer letterbox.

I dunno how you faced your Special K that morning.

Filthy beast indeed.

I blame myself for the letterbox incident, Terrence said a glory hole shaped letterbox would only bring trouble.........and short, bald, specky, moustachioed types. He’s a filthy, filthy beast.