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Post by test on Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:34 am

No, heís not getting a job. The retard is thinking of changing his aftershave, only to another fragrance of Creed for day wear, heíll never change from his favourite. The inbred fuckwit has been under the stairs all day with a fragrance on each wrist, sniffing them alternately.

Some girl gave him a load of Creed because she knows he likes it, but he moaned bitterly because it wasnít the fragrance he wears. Heís down to the last bottle now:



If you canít read the label itís ďZeste Mandarine PamplemousseĒ, he reckons it smells like ďwart removerĒ (Calvin Klein ďEscapeĒ) and should be avoided.

The fucking weirdo would sleep with anyone if they smelt nice enough. Hi-ya, mo.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:21 am

A good shower would help Test, then I would spray on some Channel Green Blue for a special occasion or Paco Robanne Ultraviolet. Failing that its whatever shites lying about, these days its Joop Jump but mostly I couldn't give a flying fuck. Almost anything smells better than stale pish lol!

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Post by test on Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:08 pm

Not heard him mention any of those fragrances, James, but will pass on your aromatic attires and see what he says. I think he prefers women (one can't be sure, mind) but your ging-herr-ness may just swing it and get you a phone call.

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:00 am

i mind my stale pish days, carbolic and petula oil all the way for this big gay bare these days.

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Post by test on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:21 am

So Iíve, I mean the retard, has chosen his new scent for day wear, itís the red one on the left.



He would love to wear the one on the right (which Iím not naming) all the time but canít afford to. Even with a 37 quid discount heíll be eating sand for the next month. The bits in the middle are testers, if anybody produces a video for EC Iíll send them a tester.
Perfume is a mood enhancer, well thatís my excuse.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:24 am

SANTA, are you ho ho hoping to pull with that crown? Very Happy

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Post by test on Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:40 am

Are there no "L"s in Doric, James? It's Santal not Santa.

As to who I'm trying to pull, it's obviously Mo, he has all the contacts and none of the hair.

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