Caption competition 3

Here's a touching (mug)shot of a loving couple who enjoy a night out on their holibags.





A caption challenge that I hope will bring out the best in our competitive geniuses (and maybe even that Crown Licker wankbag)

or....................

Good start G.

I'm gonna let this one run a while as I know these two jokers and there ain't a piss-taking caption I won't take for this one

I drove round the edge of the Raploch the other day, TBH I've seen a lot worse


That's not my caption competition attempt mo

A promising start from championship contender G, and disappointing follow-ups from the rest of you (OK, none of you). I'm extending this one in the hope that someone nails these two douchebags with a witty one-liner.

Attaboy G.
A clear winner!