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It’s well known that all food products in Falkirk are pie based.


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There is a greater range of foodstuffs in Rutherglen, but the less hirsute residents prefer the all pie diet and think Gym is a man’s name.





Right, I’m off to see if my esteemed doctors can induce a VT storm through a stress test. If they kill me, I hope mo will do the decent thing and come out of the closet as a mark of respect.

Great book that. From the days when the Herald actually employed people who knew how to use photographers' work properly. And when their readers knew the difference between an artist and a snapper.

Now it seems to be acceptable to use any ole shite young Hacksworth can snap on his smartphone