Caption competition

Let's see some humour in your entries, you miserable shower.

Is there a prize, sweetheart?

The prize is a night of culture with the chap in the picture.

Now, would you like another go?

Would the cultural evening include the nice gentleman posing nude for my video, bet he's got lovely legs?

Sure, just ask him.
He'll probably offer you a knee trembler in The sculpture park at the Burrell. He's that cultured.

Jesus, I've been to the Burrell collection, had forgotten all about that.
Will he buy me lunch after the trembler, you know my rules?

As long as lunch is desperate dan's cow pie and the cook isn't an evil Fenian, like.

Sounds the perfect CP, sort out a meeting please.

Perhaps Gladstone or Jimmy will have some better attempts at the caption comp when they arrive...

That Brown guy's from Stirling, but he's adopted a Glesga accent now:





Here's a football themed entry:





Finally, one especially for test



Is there a prize?

Attaboy G. sweeping to the top of the caption league in one simple post.

Thinking of a prize unless someone comes up with a challenge soon.

Test's response was strictly from the arse end of Division 3. No surprise there then...