The girl in the red spotted dungarees...

....towards the end of this video, was naked beneath her dungarees. She raised her hands to take a photo while I was shooting this video and you could clearly see her breast. I thought I’d wandered onto a porn set. It was shortly after this I was asked to put my trousers back on and told to leave.

Jessica Jackson Hutchins - "Couch For A Long"

EC has a new reviewer. She can’t usurp “the bad tempered one” in my heart though, his reviews are wonderfully inventive.



Shame about the aeroplane overhead halfway through, but that’s a cost of living in beautiful London.

test wrote:....towards the end of this video, was naked beneath her dungarees. She raised her hands to take a photo while I was shooting this video and you could clearly see her breast. I thought I’d wandered onto a porn set. It was shortly after this I was asked to put my trousers back on and told to leave.

Jessica Jackson Hutchins - "Couch For A Long"

is that why you wandered round to capture her arse on your vid, love of fuck man you've been on this board too long:lol: 

Clip 2 is too long for me to watch but as I've got an attraction to torn sconned women so yes I would

There's certainly a nice pair of jugs on that settee.

She'll be over the moon a ging-herr, golfing gentleman from the highlands wishes to bounce up and down on her, James. I'd give her your number, but there's no point with your reception problems.

To be honest just leave me as a Northern enigma crown, I'm not sure I could handle her OTT personality

Asked M if she fancied reviewing some London sculptures I'd shot (badly). Here's the first one, it's very good, especially with her honeyed voice.

Lynn Chadwick - "Couple On Seat":



Also asked someone else to supply the music for the vid. It's also very good and immo could pick up some musical pointers from him.



This is how EC should be, I give ideas to talented people and they produce content. No one seems keen on the nude modeling idea though.

This sculpture was inspired by the cycling retard under the stairs, M doesn’t know what she’s on about. I’m gonna go and poke him with a stick in a minute, fucking cry-baby.



That “Furniture Went Mad” guy writes a nice, atmospheric tune.

Great reviews.
Is she computer generated?

Love the music.

Oy. My videos aren’t for capitalist pig-dogs like you. They’re for good anti-monarchy, anti-police, anti-authority, anti-work, anti-austerity socialists like immo and Glad. Sev is just anti-salad and have my suspicions James is a closet Tory.

Anyway, most of you have talked about classic/obscure gigs you’ve attended, think they could make interesting videos for EC if anyone feels like writing one up.

Here I've never ever voted Tory, pretty much everyone else right enough up until now. I think I'm packing it in though, democracy is just an illusion and the self serving cunts just do what's in their nature

JimmyMcGrory wrote: democracy is just an illusion and the self serving cunts just do what's in their nature

Cogent reasoning won’t dissuade one of your Tory leanings, now settling your PC account......

test wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote: democracy is just an illusion and the self serving cunts just do what's in their nature

Cogent reasoning won’t dissuade one of your Tory leanings, now settling your PC account......

I'm an anti capitalist when it comes to settling the bills mate

I can't answer that, James, very good.

so we're square then? 

We've always been square, mate. Ging-herrs never get charged,

Visited this exhibition yesterday, it was awful:

http://www.nottinghamcontemporary.org/art/aquatopia

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to summon up the enthusiasm to live visit any galleries not in London.

I think JMW Turner had a dose of crabs

Turner is awful, his work makes impressionism look interesting.