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Post by test on Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:57 am

Looking for someone to do the following (see video below) for a pretentious piece I’m working on. The current object of my affections is unsuitable.



The model needs to be in good shape and naked. Their face should be obscured with a mask, scarf, balaclava etc, it doesn’t matter as long as it’s obscured.
A female model would be preferable, but would happily use a gorgeous male model if you have a six pack and good legs.

The sign reads: “I have the wrong name for Tarquin”.

If you fancy having a go or know anyone suitable, email:

futiledays at gmail dot com

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Post by Gladstone on Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:53 am

I think I'm your person.

Do you need photies of my body or anything? Quite prepared to put on a few pounds to get the gig.
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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:01 pm

Seriously crown, do you think there's any cunt on here in half decent shape Laughing

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by supermo on Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:37 am

Sev is a half decent shape.

It's not his fault that shape coincides with one of Desperate Dan's cow pies.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:17 pm

You should have posted that link on here crown FFS, look what else has sprung up on youtube affraid


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Post by bewlay on Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:02 am

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Seriously crown, do you think there's any cunt on here in half decent shape Laughing
I am pretty toned to be honest.Down to a virtually non existent red meat intake and low carbs.High protein with plenty of oily fish though.This is high in fat but good fat that burns off well in a structured excercise programme.

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Post by supermo on Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:52 am

No chance of you being on a humble pie diet I suppose, Bewls.

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:27 am

supermo wrote:No chance of you being on a humble pie diet I suppose, Bewls.




you got that right, i've ate all those too.




Pie eating fuckwit Pies

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by test on Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:32 am

No modelling involved in this piece:

Am collecting recordings and pictures of “futility has the better of me”. The recordings can be spoken into your phone’s voice recording application. If you “out-camp” the recording sent by the talented poster on here, all the good, but being camp is not a prerequisite.

The photographs should be of the phrase written on a discarded item and left for others to stumble upon. This photo is of a newspaper (Guardian section2 if you’re interested) in a Manchester hotel room the other week, sure the cleaners loved finding it on the bed.



Any contributions to futiledays at gmail.com

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Post by Gladstone on Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:29 am

test, I'm on the case. Await my donation.
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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by Gladstone on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:41 pm

I put a lot of thought into this.
It was rewound back into the roll for a future trap user.
test, you're welcome to use this in your project.



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Post by Gladstone on Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:11 am

Here's another

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by Immo on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:35 am

cheers cheers

I wish I was inventive....

...instead of derivative. Sad

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by Immo on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:35 am

Immo wrote: cheers cheers

I wish I was inventive....

...instead of derivative. Sad

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by supermo on Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:46 pm

Immo wrote:
Immo wrote: cheers cheers

I wish I was inventive....

...instead of derivative. Sad

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


Oh ffs stop fishing for compliments. It's not G's fault he's a creative genius.

Licker loves you, what more do you want Immo? (Apart from an exercise programme and a shave).

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by test on Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:12 pm

Gladstone wrote:Here's another


That's brilliant, glad, thank you very much. Have issues with anything toilet related so can't use the first one but need loads more. Here's one from Irving Street in Brum last week.



The idea is that it should be left in a public place for others to discover.

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by supermo on Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:48 pm

Appropriate location choice, Licker.

I think Gladstone has the better of you.

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by test on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:38 pm

Be quiet, bitch, men are talking.
This concept is far beyond your narrow, homophobic mind’s scope.




















Actually, I may ask for your input. Need to ask you something about Bradford at some point too.
Love, sweets.

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by supermo on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:39 am

For a hun, you're all charm ... Rolling Eyes

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:45 pm

test wrote:


The idea is that it should be left in a public place for others to discover.


The scaffies? scratch

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by Gladstone on Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:53 pm

I'm in Spain, rioting on behalf of the Larbert Anarchist Society: here's another for you>



Left it, copying you, test, for another visitor to the internet cafe.
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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by test on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:43 am

JimmyMcGrory wrote:


The scaffies? scratch

What on earth does this mean, James?

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by test on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:46 am

Gladstone wrote:I'm in Spain, rioting on behalf of the Larbert Anarchist Society: here's another for you>



Left it, copying you, test, for another visitor to the internet cafe.

Fucking brilliant, Glad, you've got the hang of this. Run with the idea and riff off it to be creative yourself, thank you.
Need about a hundred of these pictures for the piece, folks, also audio samples, so please contribute.

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:32 am

test wrote:
JimmyMcGrory wrote:


The scaffies? scratch

What on earth does this mean, James?

The gentlemen who collect ones refuse sir

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Re: Model, Actor, Whatever

Post by supermo on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:34 am

Gladstone owns this thread.

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