Good reasons to vote Yes to Scottish independence in 2014

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Good reasons to vote Yes to Scottish independence in 2014

Post by supermo on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:52 am

1. We get shot of self-publicising tarts like Michelle Mone.

Bra tycoon in independence threat: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-16779891

Please tell me that's a promise and not just an empty threat, you vacuous bimbo twat.

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Post by mita on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:14 am

I had the misfortune to be sat beside her at a dinner a few months back.

As you can imagine she was the dullest, most vacuous person it's ever been my misfortune to spend a couple of hours with.

Amazing to me that she's managed to be successful in business and that article with her 'everything will go up' pish gives a really good idea of just how thick she really is. geek
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Post by mita on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:16 am

Just realised spermo called her vacuous too! cheers

The word could have been invented for her. A real 'lights on but nobody home' kind of person.
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Post by supermo on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:46 am

Doubt if she's worth what's claimed, Mita. Her man runs the business, she's the front. Given she recently announced her separation and is widely rumoured to be shagging a London-based celeb, I doubt if she'd be in any position to move her "business" anywhere, unless she means her sex life.

Last time I saw her at a charity lunch thing I actually thought it was a bit early doors for the hookers to be out and about.

And btw Mita "spermo"? Please don't descend to hun level on here mate Smile


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Post by supermo on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:47 am

Reason Number 2: Jeremy Paxman. Every time that cunt sneers condescendingly about Scotland he's worth another few votes to the SNP.

Reason number 2 (b): Dimbleby, for the same reason.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:35 am

That'll be one less grassing boot in Scotland then, don't let the door hit your fat arse on the way over the border.

I'm still on the fence with this Very Happy

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:36 am

Nice to see you back mo! cheers

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Post by Immo on Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:05 am

Seconded. Very Happy cheers

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Post by mita on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:55 am

JimmyMcGrory wrote:Nice to see you back mo! cheers

Thanks, lads! Up Yours
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Re: Good reasons to vote Yes to Scottish independence in 2014

Post by Immo on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:26 am

Laughing

Ahhh don't be like that Mits. No Smile

We just know that you're less susceptible to flattery than ole chrome-dome. Very Happy

Toots and I went to the Aviva international at the Kelvin Hall a coupla Saturdays back - hoped we might bump into ya.

Did ye go?

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Post by mita on Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:19 am

Immo wrote:Toots and I went to the Aviva international at the Kelvin Hall a coupla Saturdays back - hoped we might bump into ya.

Did ye go?

I was there. In the corp hosp, natch! I'd go to the opening of an envelope if there is free scran! geek

Thought the Mo Farah race was the best I've ever seen in any indoor athletics meeting in the UK. That was what you call a real race and he was obviously lifted by the crowd too! cheers

You should have let me know and I'd have been delighted to meet the lovely Toots ..... and you too, I s'pose! Tongue

Off to the Davis Cup tomorrow and taking my lad along with me. You going there?
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Post by Immo on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:10 pm

Going to my sisters for a bitta scoff today Mits so probably not.

Will most likely spend the afternoon with my (other) bro-in-law in the pub just down the road from her house, stagger back up the road after the final scores, eat a big turkey dinner and spend the rest of the evening getting 'mad wi it'. Smile

Toots is the proper athletics fan - the Aviva tix were a Chrimbo pressie from me. I even went so far as to take my copy of Mojo magazine in case I got bored at any point during the match. Shocked Laughing

Suffice to say it remained unopened. A great day with, as you say, the last race as a highlight. We were sat right beside the pole vault so I enjoyed watching the big German Dilla (temporarily christened 'Killa Dilla' for the afternoon natch Smile ) winning that event too.

Sorry I missed ya last night man. No

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:10 pm

Being a superficial bastard, with big Sammy putting his considerable weight behind the Huns I'm now voting to stay in the Union. I was never that fussed for shortbread anyways

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Post by Immo on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:32 pm

Howabout black bun Jay?

I bought about three kilos of it in 1999

(and also in an inexplicable outburst of Presbyterian Hogmanay-ness Shocked scratch Evil or Very Mad )

I've still got most of it left...

Y'can scrape the green bits off. Smile Laughing

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:34 pm

Its gonna be worth less than Rangers shares Immo, I'd feed it to snake the next time he drops by for coffee

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Post by Immo on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:35 pm

Laughing Laughing

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:55 am

I'm voting for independence to save the Huns, they'll need to ditch the red though the cunts

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