Great Lost Tracks - An Everyday Series

EK



To the regiment!

Glasgow





Nuff said

Immo wrote:

DISCLAIMER

If any arseholed 16-year-olds inadvertently stumble on that last track and now have a compelling urge to:

(i) Stagger drunkenly from their perfectly secure and warm scratcher at an unGodly hour

(ii) Exit the bedroom via a conveniently placed ground floor window

(iii) Noiselessly enter the aged P's shed and liberate 1 x Tin of white gloss paint + 1 x large paint brush

(iv) Roll drunkenly (and barefoot) to the street outside domicile

(v) Paint legend "Sweet Surburbia (sic)" on aformentioned street in 4ft-high letters.

(vi) Return to bedroom via same route giggling maniacally throughout (see (ii))

I'd say think again kids

You'll only feel like a complete cock in the morning and things won't get any better once your wee sister has to go down to the fish van for your Ma and she bursts into your hangover at about half ten, laughing her ass off and going, "You're a complete fuckin cock - y'know that!!!"

Fantastic stuff, worth the entrance fee alone. You're a shoe-in for the funniest poster this year, unless I give it to Leonard, just to annoy our friend mo.

But Lenoard IS the funniest poster of the year, Crown. He just doesn't realise it, which makes him so funny. Or as he might prefer, "easy".

I'd never have known he was funny if you hadn't said mate.


Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue! And available to the music clubbers now.

Is the music club some secret society that I don't know the handshake for?

Don't you get the music PMs ya sulky old ?

No I don't you petulant child

You should do, you're on the list, will look now. Sorry mum.

Tsk tsk.... kids 40-somethings today, no respect

See if you have one now, it's the only one you'll get off me tonight.

I do not. That's fine anyway, dude, I have a headache

There was no need for "that".

Don't know what to say about the music PMs, do you want the Eve thing? Have you never received the music PMs?

I've never received the music PMs, well not for a long time. I never thought I was 'cool' enough

Your posts are "cool" enough.

Re the preev-yush...





Good God in heaven...

I'm driven daft by the fact that T.G.Dr.O. regulary posts a loada groovy alt-dance/club-land/weird-pop thangs that render all my grizzled, Plumstead, safely-lauded-in-poncey-music-mags-for-old-cunts (Mojo... since yer askin ), choices...

...entirely redundant.

(in terms of vim. vigour and youthful contemporaneity likes )



See??!!!

Fuckin old and rubbish

Ahhhhhhh fuck......

...I think I may be beyond help.

Don't believe in Beatles...

How scary are Dads?

(alive or otherwise )

"Are you cold...?"





"I faked a little Chopin... you faked a little emotion..."

I can do this one (after a fashion)



I can tear the roof offa this Mofo-funster cos it's easier to busk.



"Quite bright, but a bit lazy?

Have you considered teaching?

Why not check out www.12-weeks-holidays.com"

Two days to go...

Sorry Immo. I know chit chat on this thread bugs you so. How about this as a peace offering?

Every Christmas I saw Dr Feelgood with Lee Brilleaux (late 80s early 90s) at the Corn Exchange Ipswich. Fabulous live band.

I Was Looking Back and Stupidity You Be Mine

A couple of guitar crazy live performances

Stevie Ray Vaughan doing Texas Flood in Germany

He's shot to bits and the drummer's definitely had enough but, if you like guitar, it's a virtuoso performance.

This is Johny Winter and John Paris doing Rockabilly Boogie.

They're a pair of fucking show offs but very very good