Compliments of KDS
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niall o,dhubghaill
The Harlem Bogtrotter
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Compliments of KDS
A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers… “Harro”, he says.
“Alright mate, where’s your bin?” asks the dustman.
“I bin on toiret” replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
“No mate, where’s ya dust bin?”
“I dust bin on toiret I told you” says the Chinese man.
“Mate”, says the dustman…”you’re misunderstanding me… Where’s your wheelie bin?”
“OK, OK”, says the Chinese guy. “I wheely bin having w@nk
He gets to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers… “Harro”, he says.
“Alright mate, where’s your bin?” asks the dustman.
“I bin on toiret” replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
“No mate, where’s ya dust bin?”
“I dust bin on toiret I told you” says the Chinese man.
“Mate”, says the dustman…”you’re misunderstanding me… Where’s your wheelie bin?”
“OK, OK”, says the Chinese guy. “I wheely bin having w@nk
The Harlem Bogtrotter- Number of posts : 12
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Re: Compliments of KDS
haw you, immo does the unfunny jokes on here.
niall o,dhubghaill- Number of posts : 627
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Re: Compliments of KDS
now now....even immo draws the line at jokes from the bronze age
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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Re: Compliments of KDS
Oo like mammoth?
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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Re: Compliments of KDS
I sent it to my simpleton brother-in-law and he hasn't responded. That's not an indication of quality.
fairdoes1- Number of posts : 77
Registration date : 2011-01-16
Re: Compliments of KDS
wish i had a simpleton brother in law....im stuck with a fukkin clever dick
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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oh wait...i do have two other brother in laws and they do qualify under the universally recognised ruling for simpletons
SnakePlissken- Number of posts : 740
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The law of averages burdens each of us with at least one simpleton brother-in-law.
Mine is a fat bald (previously ginger) loudmouth halfwit arsehole, whose only redeeming feature is that he lives in Atlanta and therefore we don't have to suffer him that often.
I have a couple of other BILs but they're just boring cunts which is fine.
Mine is a fat bald (previously ginger) loudmouth halfwit arsehole, whose only redeeming feature is that he lives in Atlanta and therefore we don't have to suffer him that often.
I have a couple of other BILs but they're just boring cunts which is fine.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Isn't it always the case that there's inevitably a point in a BIL relationship where one loses all sense of the 'IL' bit and merely thinks of the individual in question as a (slightly odd) B?
I'm sure I read that in some psychology textbook one time
Not to be too much of a clever-dick about it likes.
I'm sure I read that in some psychology textbook one time
Not to be too much of a clever-dick about it likes.
Immo- Number of posts : 5228
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No that's not always the case, Immo - as you may have inferred from the comments from me and particularly Supermo.
fairdoes1- Number of posts : 77
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Immo's just pretending snake isn't one of his multis
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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Dearie me - don't tell me there are even less people registered here than there appear!
Fuckit - it's just you and Immo isn't it?
Fuckit - it's just you and Immo isn't it?
fairdoes1- Number of posts : 77
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