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Compliments of KDS

Post by The Harlem Bogtrotter on Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:30 am

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers… “Harro”, he says.
“Alright mate, where’s your bin?” asks the dustman.
“I bin on toiret” replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
“No mate, where’s ya dust bin?”
“I dust bin on toiret I told you” says the Chinese man.
“Mate”, says the dustman…”you’re misunderstanding me… Where’s your wheelie bin?”
“OK, OK”, says the Chinese guy. “I wheely bin having w@nk


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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 am

haw you, immo does the unfunny jokes on here. Very Happy

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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by SnakePlissken on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:41 am

now now....even immo draws the line at jokes from the bronze age
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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by Immo on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:18 am

Oo like mammoth? Very Happy


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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by fairdoes1 on Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:27 am

I sent it to my simpleton brother-in-law and he hasn't responded. That's not an indication of quality.
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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by SnakePlissken on Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:17 am

wish i had a simpleton brother in law....im stuck with a fukkin clever dick No
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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by SnakePlissken on Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:18 am

oh wait...i do have two other brother in laws and they do qualify under the universally recognised ruling for simpletons
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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by supermo on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:37 am

The law of averages burdens each of us with at least one simpleton brother-in-law.

Mine is a fat bald (previously ginger) loudmouth halfwit arsehole, whose only redeeming feature is that he lives in Atlanta and therefore we don't have to suffer him that often.

I have a couple of other BILs but they're just boring cunts which is fine.

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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by Immo on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:48 am

Isn't it always the case that there's inevitably a point in a BIL relationship where one loses all sense of the 'IL' bit and merely thinks of the individual in question as a (slightly odd) B? Ponder2

I'm sure I read that in some psychology textbook one time Ponder2 scratch

Not to be too much of a clever-dick about it likes. Laughing

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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by fairdoes1 on Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:07 pm

No that's not always the case, Immo - as you may have inferred from the comments from me and particularly Supermo.
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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by supermo on Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:25 am

Immo's just pretending snake isn't one of his multis Very Happy

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Re: Compliments of KDS

Post by fairdoes1 on Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:29 am

Dearie me - don't tell me there are even less people registered here than there appear!

Fuckit - it's just you and Immo isn't it?
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