World Powers Stunned After Message From God Broadcast

I'm amazed.

Some pish on the internet

Anyway, any of you got a job for me yet?

Part time would suit me fine.

ive a painting by numbers that i started and got bored with

I'd have let you wash the car, but with all those rings you'd probably damage the paintwork.

Ivan Hose Medieval Touring Extravaganza are looking for jousters....although it is only freelance

I'm looking for someone to wirebrush the moss off a 1950's tile roof

... but I guess that that's not the kind of job that you're after

he would need to possess the ability to travel through time....ive seen his CV ....he doesnt list it

SnakePlissken wrote:he would need to possess the ability to travel through time....ive seen his CV ....he doesnt list it

His haircut belongs in the 50s though. Or is it just the latest thing in Larbert?

fairdoes1 wrote:I'm looking for someone to wirebrush the moss off a 1950's tile roof

You'll definitely fit in here FD.

Mind... most of our posters opt for the number 3 crop, the comb-over or in Mo's case, a vintage 40's hairpiece lovingly restored to its former glory by a taxidermist friend of his family.

I haven't seen a pull off the fully-tiled look since.... ooh - must be the 50s at least.

Fair play to ya.

PS

For the record...

I naturally have a luxuriant thatch and thus remain above such prosaic concerns.

HirsuteYersel CSC

Immo - Hair's a stage. You'll get through it and wonder why you bothered.

If I were Immo I'd be more concerned about my face melting.

immos the only man i know who can tuck his jowls into his socks

Immogreen - man or Bassett hound?

Fukk me, even the feet match.

im afraid you have the wrong breed .....immos more

I see what you mean about that brother in law thing now

Offers in so far: painting, car cleaning, jousting, historical roof cleaning, and some subtle hints suggesting dog minding.

But no mention of payment: perhaps some of you find that a bit too vulgar to mention, so PM me, for ALL of these jobs sound better than the one I'd been doing!

Mind you, crown’s offered me a number drug testing, but I’m not sure if that’s a genuine offer.

i,m a secret millionaire, you shoulda looked me up on canal street.

Aye, looked up your canal, more like.

supermo wrote:Immogreen - man or Bassett hound?

Ahhh enough of this heavy flirting you incorrigible baldy sauce-pot.

(I'm like catnip to you I know , but do try to maintain the levels of probity and decorum that this board expects... nay... demands! (Hey Crownyboy! ) )

Incidentally... I'm toying with the idea of going to see this lot at th'Arches next month.

Wear that big papier-mache heid so I recognise ya this time.

I'll be the one with his jowls tucked in his socks.

Love...

Good grief, I think my Duck Stab EP is in the attic.

When are they playing?

18th March at 2300 according to the ad on the clip.

No advert there when I watched it, smartass.