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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:06 pm

said to me the other night, "you know son,the celtic are gonny win the league" i says "pffft, tell me something i dont know" he pondered for a moment then said...........................................


"i bet you never knew i could get my whole fist in yer grannies arse"!



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Post by supermo on Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:48 am

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:said to me the other night, "you know son,the celtic are gonny win the league" i says "pffft, tell me something i dont know" he pondered for a moment then said...........................................


"i bet you never knew i could get my whole fist in yer grannies arse"!



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At least the auld cunt's still game, Sev. Does he practice on anything first? Very Happy

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Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:28 pm

dunno for sure, butnoo i think of it, the dug walks funny noo. Shocked

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Post by supermo on Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:53 am

They poodles have a helluva tight arse.

Er, so Crown tells me Very Happy

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Post by The Harlem Bogtrotter on Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:23 pm

Disgusting Sevvy....yer auld grandpa had total disregard for your Grannie's sphincter muscles.....love you long time Cheap Charlie afro

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Post by fairdoes1 on Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:19 am

Once read WH Auden's letters -

sphinter fissure practically ruined his relationship with Isherwood and much of his ouevre.

Dangerous game fisting your muse.

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Post by Immo on Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:03 am

Graeme Souness was a big fan of ole WH

"I remember Auden... fissure... He's a berruh poet than I first thought" Smile

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