Placenta or Foreskin?

Have read that cooking the placenta after birth is quite a common occurence these days. Sevvy, did you preserve your meaty dollup? If so, any chance of asking Immo for a recipe with said dollup.....could be tasty with a bit of minced garlic and onion......or does it have enough flavouring already?

Also reminds me that you'll be most welcome in the USA by females. I had the misfortune of being called "dogdick" numerous times just because my tadger had the old foreskin intact. I just called it my "cheese muffler" much to the disgust of the femmes.

i did know that mate, its quite the wee nibb;le at sophisticated west end type parties, ooooh alisdair, you really must try the placenta parcels in garlic, they're to die for dahling. nah mate, apparently they used my foreskin to grow drugs on(cheese based drugs).
welcome back anyway man. a breath of fresh air.



p.s. i must have a weird looking wanger, when i was in the states, the birds just called me donkeydick.

You might be able to smuggle it into a jar of sun dried tomato pieces, Sev. Might go down well with some olives and a nice flatbread

I'm told its like squid, without the fishy taste .... apart from sevs castoff

What do Oman woman say about your dick, Bertie?

There's some right dirty bitches under those hibabs I imagine fantasise about er, I hear

Take your pick.....

1. What a fuckin monster!
2. Is your father a Clydedale.
3. What a fine specimen.
4. Throw that beast up me now.

I was kinda hoping for something better than that, BB.

Btw you missed out:

5. See how all those western Christians have tiny dicks - even the tall ones?

Speak for yourself......even allowing for age shrinkage.....tis a fine specimen of Dion Dublinesque stature, not of the blind cobbler's thumb Sevvy variety.

Dearie me

I've never seen so many references to knob-ends on here

Not since Bewlay bolted like.

I suppose the concomitant lowering of the tone due to the former will be balanced out by the latter.

Over the course of the season natch.

lol, forgot about bewls puratanical disdain of of all things meat and two veg, he,ll be tut tutting as we speak.

I'm off to the US next week to see if BB's right about dicks. Catch ya later

Im off to Singapore on Wednesday for a couple of days, then to Oz for Christmas (plus my wee grandson being born), then New Years eve, up to Thailand for a week. canny fuckin wait.

Awwww Sev man!

Mucho congrats.

Granda' Sev...

Got a nice ring to it that.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:up to Thailand for a week

That's a shock sev

lol, i thought i,d told yee,s already.
cultural visit james.

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:lol, i thought i,d told yee,s already.
cultural visit james.

Aye right you are

i can look but not touch.

Sounds like a fun family filled trip, Sev. And a lot warmer than home.