Well, as....

.....this depression is not going to shift, one may as well compound it by going on the piss tonight, I must be such a disappointment to you mo.

Test will be pop up now and again to tell you all I'm still a cunt.

Here's a quiz I wrote while hiding under the stairs, rocking back and forth and bawling like a baby. The wi-fi signal isn't very good under there.

http://www.mediafire.com/?fyz0r145k1q2ic1

Drinks for mugs, I'm on the wagon this week

You're right James. It will do for me in the end.

Fucking hell, I fight through the fog of depression to come on here for an hour and you're all doing the quiz, cunts.

Right, company has arrived. Love you all lots, even that cunt mita.

Don't be rude to test.

crownliquor wrote:Right, company has arrived

Home help service to put your pad on for the night?

His psychiatric nurse has arrived wearing pretty new shoes to distract him from the enema.

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Right, company has arrived

Home help service to put your pad on for the night?

What the fuck is a pad?


Have any of you ungrateful cunts downloaded the quiz, it's a piece of art?

Slovakian wine:
Not a good idea to tan a litre of it before going out. Good idea to come in a litre bottle though.

Drunk women:
Please realise mono-syllabic replies indicate I'm not interested in you, and no I don't want to hold your hand.

Drunk men:
I'm more than happy to hold your hand, well, shake it when you've bought me a drink. More of this please.

Random punters:
Just because you've seen me cycling doesn't mean we share an affinity, don't approach me you cunts. Unless of course you're following the drunk men rule above.

crownliquor wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Right, company has arrived

Home help service to put your pad on for the night?

What the fuck is a pad?


Have any of you ungrateful cunts downloaded the quiz, it's a piece of art?

Not yet, when's the closing date?

D/L'ed it last night but couldn't work out how to use it.

Out tonight so wont get a chance - definitely want to have a go though.

Is there a deadline?

Jesus, this is stenny, James, there are no limits. I normally declare immo the winner when that cunt mita has submitted his answers, he's always last, fucking retard.

Immo wrote:D/L'ed it last night but couldn't work out how to use it.

Out tonight so wont get a chance - definitely want to have a go though.

Is there a deadline?

Read the Word doc that came with it, immo.

crownliquor wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Right, company has arrived

Home help service to put your pad on for the night?

What the fuck is a pad?


Have any of you ungrateful cunts downloaded the quiz, it's a piece of art?

It's awfully busy in here right now......... what's Facebook?
I'll not be able to take part, refuse to be involved with Facebook, especially with my big yellow visage.

Fuck, there's immo now!

Gladstone wrote:

crownliquor wrote:

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

crownliquor wrote:Right, company has arrived

Home help service to put your pad on for the night?

What the fuck is a pad?


Have any of you ungrateful cunts downloaded the quiz, it's a piece of art?

It's awfully busy in here right now......... what's Facebook?
I'll not be able to take part, refuse to be involved with Facebook, especially with my big yellow visage.

Fuck, there's immo now!

Facebook?

Crown, when I click on the mediafire page where it says 'Play Now', it takes me to the Facebook login page.

I clicked on the link below, it froze up: I'll away to a different machine and try it................

Ooooh, there seems to be an advert splash page when you click on the d/load link. Click on the link above the ad, which will take you to the d/load link. Someone must use Facepiss on your PC glad, they're targeted ads.

crownliquor wrote:Ooooh, there seems to be an advert splash page when you click on the d/load link. Click on the link above the ad, which will take you to the d/load link. Someone must use Facepiss on your PC glad, they're targeted ads.

My wife uses it.

Got the quiz now, see your instructions, they mention a non league English football club: is that deliberate, maybe a clue or something?

I'll look at the quiz soon: going down the pub shortly, anyone joining me? Come in to the Commercial at Larbert X, and mention that English non league club as a clue for me, and I'll buy you drinks all night (till around 11.15 anyway)

Gladstone wrote:

Got the quiz now, see your instructions, they mention a non league English football club: is that deliberate, maybe a clue or something?

On my second bottle of wine glad, but ^

crownliquor wrote:

Gladstone wrote:

Got the quiz now, see your instructions, they mention a non league English football club: is that deliberate, maybe a clue or something?

On my second bottle of wine glad, but ^

as is "Hint, woking out how to access the questions is part of the quiz."

I'll submit that quiz soon, when I can find an email account which is a bit anonymous!

Glad and immo are tied with 44.5 points.

I think you'll find that, once we've downloaded, opened and answered the quiz, Sev and I will both have scored more than 45 points, Crown.