Flutter Ablation
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Flutter Ablation
When you've had a flutter ablation procedure, make sure when you've left the operating theatre they've dressed your groin before you go back to the ward, or you'll think you've pissed yourself only to find this:
In fact, don't have the procedure at all, it hurts like fuck. And when they find a dodgy piece of you heart and wish to cauterise, don't use the term "burn", because the burning hurts like fuck and knowing it's coming only makes it worse. Use a calming word, like Rrrrrrrrrrrangers.
In fact, don't have the procedure at all, it hurts like fuck. And when they find a dodgy piece of you heart and wish to cauterise, don't use the term "burn", because the burning hurts like fuck and knowing it's coming only makes it worse. Use a calming word, like Rrrrrrrrrrrangers.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Re: Flutter Ablation
That's your fault, don't be making a claim against the NHS. You should have kept more pressure on it crown!!
That'll be your drinking and other stimulants taking a back seat now?
That'll be your drinking and other stimulants taking a back seat now?
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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fuckin nhs, supposed to be getting dick op tommorow. been cancelled again.
niall o,dhubghaill- Number of posts : 627
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niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuckin nhs, supposed to be getting dick op tommorow. been cancelled again.
Penis enlargement?
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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JimmyMcGrory wrote:That's your fault, don't be making a claim against the NHS. You should have kept more pressure on it crown!!
That'll be your drinking and other stimulants taking a back seat now?
Unfortunately they'd already dosed me up with morphine and some other drug I didn't catch the name of, then they sliced me up like a dog to replace my defib, so no chance to apply pressure to said ingress.
Still, I got the chance to wander around the ward with my shirt off, and the nurses were more than happy.
crownliquor- Number of posts : 3750
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Midazolam? It sedates you and makes you unaware of what's going on, perfect for watching shite like the Man U v Rrrrrrrrrrangers game on the telly
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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theres no drug in the world could save you from that.
niall o,dhubghaill- Number of posts : 627
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niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuckin nhs, supposed to be getting dick op tommorow. been cancelled again.
I ended up going private for that one mate, NHS were hopeless.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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crownliquor wrote:When you've had a flutter ablation procedure, make sure when you've left the operating theatre they've dressed your groin before you go back to the ward, or you'll think you've pissed yourself only to find this:
In fact, don't have the procedure at all, it hurts like fuck. And when they find a dodgy piece of you heart and wish to cauterise, don't use the term "burn", because the burning hurts like fuck and knowing it's coming only makes it worse. Use a calming word, like Rrrrrrrrrrrangers.
What fukkin hospital were you in Licker? The groin wound should have been checked 2 or 3 times an hour for the first few hours. They only really keep you in overnight to make sure the opening heals properly. Wait till you see the bruising over the next 2-3 weeks!
As for morphine? FFS it's a procedure not a full-blown piece of surgery you fukkin wimp. They probably dosed you up to drown out your whimpering.
supermo- Number of posts : 3941
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supermo wrote:niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuckin nhs, supposed to be getting dick op tommorow. been cancelled again.
I ended up going private for that one mate, NHS were hopeless.
ah, the one where you get yer balls tickled while theyre doing it? i wish.
niall o,dhubghaill- Number of posts : 627
Registration date : 2010-01-03
Re: Flutter Ablation
niall o,dhubghaill wrote:supermo wrote:niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuckin nhs, supposed to be getting dick op tommorow. been cancelled again.
I ended up going private for that one mate, NHS were hopeless.
ah, the one where you get yer balls tickled while theyre doing it? i wish.
Unlike the NHS, where they crush your balls post op to save money on drugs bringing you round
JimmyMcGrory- Number of posts : 2519
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