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Post by crownliquor on Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:47 am

.....completed on god's own bicycle, since 2005, today. Well..........
30,012.26 miles
in
1675 hours, 36 minutes and 19 seconds
at an average of
17.99 mp/h to be precise.
Hey, I'm a nerd and keep a spreadsheet of my cycling. Very Happy



God I love this bicycle, it's the best money I've ever spent, cannot describe the pleasure riding it gives, such a beautiful thing. It lives in the kitchen you know, so I can stroke and pet it before bed. Very Happy

And just in case you think I make these things up, you don't get legs like these by eating pies and watching porn Very Happy :



Please don't pleasure yourself over this picture mo, it's unseemly in a man your age. There are more photos for you though Abs, if you want. Kiss Very Happy

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:31 am

fuck me, how gay are you? you getting that desperate that you're trawling the boards with yer picture for a bit of beef? David Murrays got better legs than that Very Happy
come doon here, i,ll drive you down to canal street.or "anal treet" as its called when they delete the c and the s from the street signs. Razz


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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by bewlay on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:34 am

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:fuck me, how gay are you? you getting that desperate that you're trawling the boards with yer picture for a bit of beef? David Murrays got better legs than that Very Happy
come doon here, i,ll drive you down to canal street.or "anal treet" as its called when they delete the c and the s from the street signs. Razz


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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:32 am

im sorry flip-flop, i never knew you had a chubby for crown, ah i see, its the
murray thing. you're very choosy in your outrage aint ya. Very Happy

get fucked ya walloper. Very Happy

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:16 am

What's this board called Homomad?

FFS no wonder Immo chucked it in, if only we all had his foresight Very Happy

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Post by bewlay on Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:48 pm

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:im sorry flip-flop, i never knew you had a chubby for crown, ah i see, its the
murray thing. you're very choosy in your outrage aint ya. Very Happy

get fucked ya walloper. Very Happy

Dont bring me into your warped world you piece of shyte.

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:33 pm

you walked in ya fanny, save yer moral outrage for your mates, i know you of old, it wont wash. so bite ma shite.

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by Gladstone on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:52 pm

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:06 pm

Very Happy

nae winching on the back row you. not my rules, orders from the Stoke puritan.

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:36 pm

niall o,dhubghaill wrote:you walked in ya fanny, save yer moral outrage for your mates, i know you of old, it wont wash. so bite ma shite.

You talking to me?

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by SnakePlissken on Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:04 am

this could be the most troubling thread posted on any message board at any time any fukkin where No
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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:14 am

Anywhere????????

anyhoo, where have you been you old roister doister? not saw your hide nor yer hair for a long time.

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Post by JimmyMcGrory on Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:08 am

crownliquor wrote:.....completed on god's own bicycle, since 2005, today. Well..........
30,012.26 miles

That bike looks brand feckin new, I hope you're not a fantasist Crown Laughing

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by niall o,dhubghaill on Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:30 am

it was taken when it was new,you can tell by the lack of scrotal wear and tear on the saddle. Mad

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by crownliquor on Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:45 pm

JimmyMcGrory wrote:

That bike looks brand feckin new, I hope you're not a fantasist Crown Laughing

It was brand new in that photo James. Here's a pic of it taken this morning, waiting impatiently to go for a 50 mile ride.



You can see the wear on the bottle cages, and if you behave yourself I may post a pic of the wear on the chainstays later. Very Happy
You should also notice it has different wheels, chainset and for sev's special notice, it's the second saddle, but is the same model (Fizik Arione, best saddle in the world) as the first one.

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Re: 30,000 miles

Post by supermo on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:03 am

Have to say I'm with Plissken on this thread.

Just back from Amsterdam tonight, Licker, seen better legs on a whacked out whore down the canal district, you pathetic old attention seeker Very Happy

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